Monday, December 15, 2014

Week 14 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries
Stan Patton ABI WR 2
Norberto Martinez ABI P 2
Roderick Meadows BAL RB 2
Ricky Mitchell CHI WR 2
Marcelino Christopher CHI DL 1
Devin Hollingsworth DWN OL 2
John Devinzka DWN DL 6
GB Bonner DWN P 2
Ed Levine FAR OL 2
Bobbie Feldman FAR LB 6
Sandy Steward GRD OL 4
Nemarru Bakari LVB TE 2
Linus Wooten NFL RB 2

Old Injuries
Bert Dailey TEX LB 1
Gavin Cummins NFL LB 4
Dexter Mullen NFL WR 2
Sandy Bonilla NFL LB 1
Vince Thompson LVB OL 2
Justin Brown LVB DL 2
Terrance Darby EAS LB 1
Andy Wright DWN QB 2
Thalia Perez CHI K 1
Brian Partner CAL LB 1
Orville McDunough ABI LB 2

Cleared
Moose Roberts ABI OL 0
Devin Wilnutzen CAL P 0
Miles Redman CAL OL 0
Darion Padgett CAL DL 0
Tristan Dorsey CHI DL 0
William Presley NFL OL 0
Quincy Doss NFL S 0
Staley Milligan TEX DL 0
Albert Walter TEX WR 0
Brad Fitzpatrick TEX DL 0

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Week 12 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries

Devin Wilnutzen CAL P 1
Tristan Dorsey CHI DL 1
Vince Thompson LVB OL 4
Justin Brown LVB DL 4
Dexter Mullen NFL WR 4
William Presley NFL OL 2
Gavin Cummins NFL LB 6
Quincy Doss NFL S 1
Staley Milligan TEX DL 2

Old Injuries
Orville McDunough ABI LB 4
Moose Roberts ABI OL 1
Brian Partner CAL LB 3
Miles Redman CAL OL 2
Darion Padgett CAL DL 1
Thalia Perez CHI K 3
Andy Wright DWN QB 4
Terrance Darby EAS LB 3
Sandy Bonilla NFL LB 3
Bert Dailey TEX LB 3
Albert Walter TEX WR 2
Brad Fitzpatrick TEX DL 1

Cleared This Week
Adrian Juarez ABI LB 0
Art Kirby FAR DL 0
Wallace Curtis CHI LB 0
Alexander Gamble GRD DL 0

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Week 11 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries
Orville McDunough ABI LB 5
Adrian Juarez ABI LB 1
Andy Wright DWN QB 5
Art Kirby FAR DL 1
Albert Walter TEX WR 3

Old Injuries
Moose Roberts ABI OL 2
Brian Partner CAL LB 4
Miles Redman CAL OL 3
Darion Padgett CAL DL 2
Thalia Perez CHI K 4
Wallace Curtis CHI LB 1
Terrance Darby EAS LB 4
Alexander Gamble GRD DL 1
Sandy Bonilla NFL LB 4
Bert Dailey TEX LB 4
Brad Fitzpatrick TEX DL 2

Cleared This Week
Stan Patton ABI WR 0
Domenic Smiley CAL OL 0
Benne Sierra CHI LB 0
Roy Dejesus CHI QB 0
Amos Granger CHI RB 0
Ronny Beard CHI S 0
Ian O'Connor DWN DL 0
Erick Farmer DWN LB 0
Morton Ritter EAS QB 0
Harland Wonder EAS LB 0
Norman Ybarra EAS LB 0
Terence Curran GRD QB 0
Zackary Brock LVB OL 0
Dudley Doleman LVB S 0
Coby Carson LVB CB 0
Randy Stanford NFL WR 0
Wyatt Curran NYT RB 0
Mox Prowler NYT LB 0
Miles Pratt NYT LB 0

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Playoff Scenarios

Heading into the final third of the season, here is a team by team breakdown of the 2014 playoff picture, but first a quick reminder about the playoff format:

The 2014 UFFL playoffs will feature a six-team, double elimination tournament with the two conference victors squaring off in the Fur Bowl. Each conference will have three representatives, with the conference champion (the team with the best conference, not necessarily overall, record) earning a first round bye. The remaining two teams from each conference will be determined by overall record and will play each other in the first round, with the higher seeded team earning home field advantage.

In the Continental Conference, three teams: Fargo, Baltimore, and California have distanced themselves from the pack, each amassing impressive 8-3 records. However, all six teams are still technically alive for the playoffs.

FARGO (4-1, 8-3)
The Axmen currently control their own destiny in the Continental Conference. They are tied for the best conference record with Baltimore, but own the head-to-head advantage after defeating the Ponies earlier in the season. If they win out, they will claim the conference championship in the simplest fashion. A loss to either Baltimore or California would quickly open the door for one of those teams to pass over them in the standings. Even if that were to happen though, we like Fargo's chances of claiming one of the conference's three playoff spots given their impressive overall record so far.

BALTIMORE (4-1, 8-3)
Baltimore is in a similar position as Fargo heading into the final third of the season, in that they control their own destiny. Winning all five of their remaining games would garner them the conference championship since in that scenario they would conclude with one less loss than the Axmen, assuming Baltimore was their only remaining defeat. Regardless of the conference title hunt however, just like Fargo the Ponies are sitting well for the postseason after a strong performance in inter-conference play.

CALIFORNIA (3-2, 8-3)
Like Fargo and Baltimore, California would win the conference championship if they win out, although possibly not as clearly. Since both the Axmen and the Ponies already hold the head-to-head advantage over the Dons, defeating either or both in the second round of conference play would not definitively separate them. Assuming California won out and Baltimore and Fargo each won all of their remaining games, the conference records would be California 8-2 and either Fargo or Baltimore at 8-2 and 7-3, depending on their match up between each other. In that situation, the Dons would benefit from their 5-1 non-conference record however, which would give them a better overall record at 13-3 than the other 8-2 team, which would be 12-4 (regardless of whether it was Fargo or Baltimore). Thus the Dons would be declared the conference champions in that scenario. In any case, like Fargo and Baltimore, California is in good position to make the playoffs based on their overall record.

EASTON (2-3, 6-5)
The Bald Eagles have had a good season so far, but have been at a disadvantage given the strong teams in their conference. Even though they are tied for the 4th best record in the entire league, they have an uphill climb to play themselves into the playoffs. With three conference losses, they would need the teams ahead of them to drop games for them to slide into conference championship talk, but it's not a completely realistic scenario to imagine... Supposing they won out, that would give all three teams ahead of them an additional loss. Those three teams then also have to play each other, resulting in two more guaranteed losses. Depending on who beat who, that means Easton would only need one specific team to lose one additional game for them to take the top spot! It's not likely, but definitely not quite the long shot it might seem to be at first. As for just making the playoffs, if Easton wins out, they would most likely be in (barring a couple of strange tie-breaker scenarios). The Bald Eagles could possibly even suffer a loss or two and still be in the hunt if any of the teams ahead of them drop off significantly, but each loss they suffer here on out will make it that much more difficult.

ABILENE (1-4, 4-7) and GRAND RAPIDS (1-4, 4-7)
I lump the Lancers and the Dragons together because they're both in similar positions. There is a very strange scenario where Grand Rapids could possibly win the conference championship since their lone continental win to date is over Fargo, but it's so unlikely that it's more probable that Mars will spontaneously explode. That said, they say that winning cures all ills, and the postseason dream is still alive for both franchises so long as they find the W column early and often as we run down the home stretch. Either team winning out and garnering a 9-7 overall record would at least get them a shot if the cards fell right.

While the Continental Conference playoff picture is becoming crisper by the day, the United Conference is like a Jackson Pollock painting. For that reason, rather than try to sift through the thousands of possible scenarios for each team, we'll take a look at the broader picture.North Florida currently holds the lead due to their record and head-to-head results, but every team is very much alive (yes, even Chicago) not only for the playoffs, but the conference championship. It's hard to believe, but despite sitting at 2-9 overall, the Outlaws are only 1 game behind the conference lead!!!! That said, in terms of just making the playoffs North Florida, Texas, and New York each hold a distinct advantage for the two at-large spots given their 6-5 overall records. It's fair to say though, that at this point, the United Conference is literally up for grabs, which should make for an extremely exciting end to the regular season!


Monday, November 10, 2014

Week 10 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries

Stan Patton ABI WR 1
Domenic Smiley CAL OL 1
Darion Padgett CAL DL 4
Brian Partner CAL LB 6
Thalia Perez CHI K 6
Ian O'Connor DWN DL 2
Erick Farmer DWN LB 1
Morton Ritter EAS QB 1
Terrance Darby EAS LB 6
Harland Wonder EAS LB 2
Zackary Brock LVB OL 2
Dudley Doleman LVB S 2
Wyatt Curran NYT RB 1
Mox Prowler NYT LB 1
Randy Stanford NFL WR 2
Sandy Bonilla NFL LB 6
Brad Fitzpatrick TEX DL 4
Bert Dailey TEX LB 6

Old Injuries

Moose Roberts ABI OL 4
Miles Redman CAL OL 5
Wallace Curtis CHI LB 3
Benne Sierra CHI LB 2
Roy Dejesus CHI QB 2
Norman Ybarra EAS LB 1
Alexander Gamble GRD DL 3
Miles Pratt NYT LB 2

Cleared This Week

Adrie Dawkins ABI QB 0
Cody Fowler ABI S 0
Bart Rosario BAL LB 0
Lyndon Griggs BAL TE 0
Arthur Christopher CAL WR 0
Patrice Bush CHI S 0
Ronald Lackey DWN FB 0
Fritz Lockhart EAS LB 0
Roy McKenzie FAR LB 0
Alex Smith LVB RB 0
Patrick Penguinator TEX WR 0

Monday, November 3, 2014

2014: Week 9 Rundown

DOWNRIVER whips out the big plays to end the Fargo Axemen’s winning streak.

It was a colder day in Taylor than last week, but the stakes were larger - Fargo was coming to town, and they weren’t showing any signs of slowing down early. Two quick scores early on gave Fargo a 14-0 lead; Samantha Castora managed to run one in right before the half to make it 14-7. However, the biggest play was yet to come - after Penguinator completed a third touchdown to Chad Zielinski to go up 21-14. The following drive, backed up at their 7-yard-line, Andy Wright threw arguably one of the greatest passes of the year to rookie Alex Kangaroo - a 93-yard completion - to tie the game back up. And, as fate would have it, Fargo would not be able to use their tools in this one - the determination was all Waves; even Draco Zingora, who has been in the news lately wishing for a trade, kicked the game-winning field goal. It was all smiles for the Waves, who handed Flip Penguinator his first loss of the season.

Final Score: Waves 24, Axemen 21

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LAS VEGAS usurps the time clock and limits the Dragons’ rush attack in their win.

It was “force-fed action”, as the announcer called it - a game where Stapler remained a bit unsteady from the mounting pressure to win out the season. It was not perfect; Grand Rapids scored first on a field goal that hit the left upright and trickled in - but Renato Hanna stepped up, catching the first touchdown of the day from Stapler and giving the Bandits the lead. The Bandits defense continued to shine - a red-zone holdoff kept Grand Rapids from scoring a touchdown in the second quarter; giving Las Vegas the halftime lead (12-6). Stapler would come back from the half just as nervous - two straight interceptions to Ahmed Ball put the offense at risk of defeat. However, the Dragons rushing offense never showed up - and the time-of-possession was the main reason Grand Rapids couldn’t pull it out again at home. The “Fantastic Five” was led by Rowe and Fritz today; a combined 13 tackles, coverages, and a sack - it’s proof that the Bandits won’t give up on this season.

Final Score: Bandits 26, Dragons 13

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Despite early flubs, CALIFORNIA stops the Texas offense and scores a road win.

Much of what made this game the “Game of the Week” was due to the resurgence of two young rookies, looking to garner the spotlight for their teams. Texas had troubles early on; touchdowns to Arthur Christopher and Mitch Jeffries gave California a 14-0 lead in Q2. The Ramblers would then receive two “gifts” - Bowers threw an interception to Robert Mueller, and the short-statured gibbon returned it for a score to give Texas their first score of the day. One drive later, after another 3-and-out for California, none other than zebra Don Stone - arguably the best running back in the league - returns the punt 88 yards for another touchdown - it was now a tied game, going into the half, and the Dons’ energy seemed burnt out. The rest of the game was less eventful - a lot of trade-off scores and punts - but California would respond in the fourth quarter with a final touchdown that would give the win to the West.

Final Score: Dons 24, Ramblers 17
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NORTH FLORIDA’s Velazquez kicks the winning field goal Pratt didn’t want to make.

On the cool, sunny day in Tallahassee, tension was at an all-time high, and the Renegades wanted this win so badly that they handed out signs for fans to shine and to raise team spirits. The game started out very slowly, and Velazquez missed his first field goal - but it wouldn’t be the first missed in this game. Baltimore scored first with a quick run-in touchdown, but Masquarde and company responded with a pass to Blaine Vernon, tying the game in the second quarter at 7 a piece. It was like this for much of the game - score tradeoffs and lots of punts and kicks - but Virginia Pratt put away a 38-yarder towards the end of the 3rd to mark a 24-14 lead. It seemed bad for the Renegades - a Maqui Jelani sack on Masquarde ended the ensuing drive early - but Kennith Shrader returned the favor on an uncovered Aspen Redfield and returned the ball to the team. From there, the Renegades scored the ten points needed to send it into overtime. What happened next was pure rookie nerves - the Ponies’ Virginia Pratt missed a game-winning field goal from only 34 yards out; the Renegades would take over and, under the foot of Velazquez, he would not miss again - North Florida wins the home game in this upset.

Final Score: Renegades 27, Ponies 24 (OT)

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EASTON credits their kicker (Clueton) as well for their windy win against Chicago.

Game time conditions were the coldest and windiest of any game thus far in the season - a matter of preparations took place to keep the team warm and refreshed for the long and blustery event. In this type of environment, coaches would usually restrain their kickers from going for it, but neither kicker - Chicago’s Perez and Easton’s Clueton - would back down. Perez and the Outlaws scored first on a 34-yarder, followed by Clueton’s 39-yarder to start off the second quarter. The goat then defied the coaching staff by running to the field with the special teams unit to attempt a 62-yarder; they had the wind coming from their backs, but it was by far the longest field goal of the season thus far, and it gave Easton a 6-3 lead going into the half. There had been attempts to capitalize on turnovers, but missed field goals also plagued each team. By the fourth quarter, there had been nine attempts on the post between the two teams. The actual first trip into the endzone was a stellar catch by Olen Reuyters from the healthy Darius Smith, and it gave Chicago a temporary 13-9 lead. But Easton didn’t go out so easily - they marched the ball right back down the field and scored on a Patrick Bryan pass to grab their fourth win of the season. Pinned at their 11-yard line, and facing the wind, the Outlaws could not get moving again.

Final Score: Bald Eagles 16, Outlaws 13

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NEW YORK takes on Abilene cleanly to end their winning streak and stay above .500.

Similar conditions in New York kept the scores low in this matchup as well - but the Lancers had less trust than their cohorts in their kicker’s ability to make it through the uprights and, thus, kept him off the field for the game. The Titans scored first with a short rush between defenders by Wyatt Curran (7-0 Titans), and a series of beautiful punts by Abilene to pin New York and shut out their offense gave the Lancers great field position; they would score on a similar rushing play by Acey Craft - however, the kicker missed the extra point; thus, it was 7-6 at the half. After which, the action got dull - several punts, one interception by Everett Simms, but mostly - the door remained open until half-way through the fourth quarter when the Titans’ Botkis threw two great passes to Stahl and Guzman to score the lone passing TD in this matchup. The Lancers’ final scoring attempt was intercepted by Adolph Garner - and the Titans won the home matchup, ending the Lancers’ four-game winning streak.

Final Score: Titans 14, Lancers 6

Week 9 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries

Adrie Dawkins ABI QB 1
Lyndon Griggs BAL TE 1
Arthur Christopher CAL WR 1
Miles Redman CAL OL 6
Patrice Bush CHI S 1
Fritz Lockhart EAS LB 1
Roy McKenzie FAR LB 1
Patrick Penguinator TEX WR 1

Old Injuries

Moose Roberts ABI OL 5
Cody Fowler ABI S 1
Bart Rosario BAL LB 1
Wallace Curtis CHI LB 4
Benne Sierra CHI LB 3
Roy Dejesus CHI QB 3
Ronald Lackey DWN FB 1
Norman Ybarra EAS LB 2
Alexander Gamble GRD DL 4
Alex Smith LVB RB 1
Miles Pratt NYT LB 3

Cleared This Week

Robert Goady ABI QB 0
Dallas Larkin ABI RB 0
Kim Fletcher BAL DL 0
Jesus Kidd BAL LB 0
Jim Hardin BAL LB 0
Brian Partner CAL LB 0
Devin Hollingsworth DWN OL 0
Randy Conner DWN CB 0
Raul Wolff NYT LB 0
John Cameron NYT QB 0
Efren Frank NYT RB 0
Don Stone TEX RB 0

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Week 8 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries

Moose Roberts ABI OL 6
Kim Fletcher BAL DL 1
Bart Rosario BAL LB 2
Brian Partner CAL LB 1
Ronald Lackey DWN FB 2
Devin Hollingsworth DWN OL 1
Randy Conner DWN CB 1
Raul Wolff NYT LB 1
Don Stone TEX RB 1

Old Injuries

Cody Fowler ABI S 2
Robert Goady ABI QB 1
Dallas Larkin ABI RB 1
Jesus Kidd BAL LB 1
Jim Hardin BAL LB 1
Wallace Curtis CHI LB 5
Roy Dejesus CHI QB 4
Benne Sierra CHI LB 4
Norman Ybarra EAS LB 3
Alexander Gamble GRD DL 5
Alex Smith LVB RB 2
Miles Pratt NYT LB 4
John Cameron NYT QB 1
Efren Frank NYT RB 1

Cleared This Week

Kent Dumas ABI OL 0
Austin Pool BAL RB 0
Maqui Jelani BAL LB 0
Darius Smith CHI QB 0
Sal Darden CHI OL 0
Forest Baez EAS LB 0
James Nixon EAS DL 0
Terrance Darby EAS LB 0
Orlando Hansen FAR LB 0
Joan Connors GRD DL 0
Leslie Mayberry GRD DL 0
Trevor Eddy GRD WR 0
Dexter Mullen NFL WR 0
Hershel Hart NFL LB 0
Sherm Owen NYT DL 0
Liam Palanturas TEX TE 0

Monday, October 20, 2014

Week 7 Injuries

Name - Team - Position - Weeks Remaining on Injury List

New Injuries
Robert Goady ABI QB 2
Jesus Kidd BAL LB 2
Wallace Curtis CHI LB 6
Forest Baez EAS LB 1
Norman Ybarra EAS LB 4
Alexander Gamble GRD DL 6
Joan Connors GRD DL 1
John Cameron NYT QB 2
Dexter Mullen NFL WR 1

Old Injuries
Cody Fowler ABI S 3
Dallas Larkin ABI RB 2
Kent Dumas ABI OL 1
Jim Hardin BAL LB 2
Austin Pool BAL RB 1
Maqui Jelani BAL LB 1
Roy Dejesus CHI QB 5
Benne Sierra CHI LB 5
Darius Smith CHI QB 1
Sal Darden CHI OL 1
James Nixon EAS DL 1
Terrance Darby EAS LB 1
Orlando Hansen FAR LB 1
Leslie Mayberry GRD DL 1
Trevor Eddy GRD WR 1
Alex Smith LVB RB 3
Miles Pratt NYT LB 5
Efren Frank NYT RB 2
Sherm Owen NYT DL 1
Hershel Hart NFL LB 1
Liam Palanturas TEX TE 1

Cleared This Week
Brandon Frey BAL CB 0
Rod Lackey ABI OL 0
Odell Scmitt BAL OL 0
Garret Wilder DWN LB 0
Stephan Stovall GRD DL 0
Gaylord Massey LVB DL 0
Justin Brown LVB DL 0
 

Sunday, October 19, 2014

2014: Week 7 Rundown

LAS VEGAS’ Stapler throws for three TDs and McLeod intercepts Redfield twice in Bandits win.

In Las Vegas, one of the most talked-about games of the weekend ended in a surprising victory at home for the Bandits. While neither team necessarily dominated on the offensive side, Redfield uncharacteristically threw for three interceptions - two of which were caught by Roger McLeod (Tarsier - CB - teammate Ricardo McLeod is also on the team) and returned for scores. In a game where the Las Vegas secondary defense dominated and showed their true colors, Carson and McLeod shined bright - and should continue to shine as the Bandits head to Abilene for Week 8.

Final Score: Bandits 35, Ponies 17

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NEW YORK is redemptious in scoring off Dons turnovers, and takes over in the second half to win at home.

At the Polo Grounds in New York, California left much to be desired as the offense sizzled out despite a 17-point second quarter. The lead at halftime quickly disappeared, when the Titans marched down the field and made a couple fourth-down conversions to keep the drive alive and score on a Robert Higgins catch. The following drive, Darnell Paige was sacked by Ted Goercke and fumbled the ball to Titans’ Everett Simms. Two plays later, Cameron found his receiver to take over the lead late in the third quarter. Despite a last-minute drive that took the Dons down to the redzone of the Titans, the coaching staff’s poor decision to try a surprise run was snuffed out quickly, and an incomplete pass ended the game. Titans fans were very happy, to say the least!

Final Score: Titans 24, Dons 17

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ABILENE stays strong as the Waves struggle to get the ball close enough to score… as it seems.

In what was an otherwise uneventful day in the Abilene heat, the Lancers kept their dream recovery alive and won at home against the ailing Downriver Waves. The Lancer’s defensive line prevailed today, totalling in six sacks - and despite a quiet day from both team’s secondaries, the Waves were unable to score points on three separate occasions due to the weather conditions that K Draco Zingora was urged by his coaching staff to deal with. Finishing with 1 of 4, Draco took his frustrations to Tweeter after the loss. Tight End Karl Kratt scored a key touchdown that would seal the deal for the revitalized Lancers; Samantha Castora also notched 100+ rushing yards and a score in the defeat.

Final Score: Lancers 21, Waves 9

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EASTON shows up and kicks a game-winning field goal in the 4th quarter to get the road win.

On a clear and sunny day in Tallahassee, the North Florida secondary was trampled by the talents of the Easton wide receivers, as Patrick Bryan (Brazilian terrier, WR) secured the lone touchdown of the afternoon. Meanwhile, North Florida struggled to get open and led the kickers to the field to get their scores. It was a field goal showdown - Trent Velazquez vs Kris Clueton - and although Velazquez was perfect on the day, 4 of 4, Clueton was the key winner, as he kicked the score-leading field goal with seven minutes left in the 4th quarter (he was 2 of 3 on the day.) QB Ritter’s shining performance and Clueton’s hoof gave the Bald Eagles a much-needed win on the road.

Final Score: Bald Eagles 13, Renegades 12

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GRAND RAPIDS stuns the league with a shut-out win against Chicago that led to riots and arrests.

Chicago’s struggle to secure a lead quarterback due to the injuries of Darius Smith and Roy Dejesus was most prevelant Sunday, when rookie QB Alfredo Cash stepped in as their “last attempt” of sorts to get the ball rolling for their team. Unfortunately, the offensive line struggled to contain the raging Grand Rapids defensive line, and several attempts to run the football in response to Cash’s struggles were also quickly stopped. QB Terence Curran, who won the other game of the season for the Dragons, stepped back into rhythmic form and threw for 253 yards and two touchdowns. Toby Otternator was also relentless, notching 7 tackles. Post-game, the disgruntled fans gathered at the Dragons’ stadium exit point and harassed a bus driver, threatening to tip it over - several other incidents occurred that resulted in the arrests of seven individuals. At 2-5, Chicago is going to have to find another way to score to keep their playoff dreams alive.

Final Score: Dragons 29, Outlaws 0

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In another thriller, FARGO comes from behind to keep the Ramblers from getting their conference lead.

In Fargo, both the Axemen and the Texas Ramblers had an opportunity to take the conference lead on Sunday. The offensive play scheme of the Axemen seemed odd at first - QB Flip Penguinator remained in true form, but the Axemen were close to dead on the rushing side - 25 carries for 37 yards - and Ramblers used this to their advantage. The key players of this game were the Fargo Axemen defense, who prevented Texas from scoring touchdowns and settling for field goals instead. This would set up a surprise fourth-quarter comeback by Fargo, who - down 15-3 with less than four minutes to go - would take to the two-minute drill and score a much-needed touchdown to Bernard Randolph (score 15-10). The key play of the game was an onside kick by Fargo and recovered by Fargo’s Terra Eavens - Penguinator would then stun the Ramblers with another touchdown and 2-point conversion to take home the win. Axemen fans were relieved, but visibly the Ramblers were left scratching their heads and throwing their helmets.

Final Score: Axemen 18, Ramblers 15

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

2014: Week 6 Rundown

To see play-by-play summaries of each game, follow this link here. Otherwise, here is a summary on what happened in Week 6.

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FARGO barely edges out North Florida in a game where turnovers really mattered - poor Kiedo.

In Tallahassee, Week 6 saw the debut of coach Logan McLane and a reinvigorated coaching staff. Several sources stated that previous head coach Joe Griggs had to vacate the position due to medical reasons, leaving the management to scramble for a new coach during the bye week. This left McLane with a little over a week to try and conquer the #1 offensive team in the league, and - despite the loss - the team didn’t do half-bad. Fargo’s Flip Penguinator continued to shine as a rookie, completing 80% of his passes and throwing for 250 yards. Despite a late touchdown by North Florida and a successful 2-point conversion, Fargo held on and maintained their first-place position in the league.

Final Score: Axemen 14, Renegades 11

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BALTIMORE's hot-powered offense, led by Aspen, tramples the strong Downriver defense for the win.

At the Bal’i’mer Horseshoe, persistence proved to be key in the dominatrix that was the Ponies offense; QB Aspen Redfield continued his hot streak with 226 passing yards and a pair of touchdowns (+31 yards on the ground). Downriver debuted their third starting quarterback of the season, Bobby Burnette, who passed well but did not do well enough to convert his team in 3rd-down situations. The sole touchdown on the day for the Waves came from rookie Alex Kangaroo, who returned one punt return for a score (kicker Draco Zingora had missed the Waves’ single field goal attempt).

Final Score: Ponies 24, Waves 7

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Chicago's QB Darius Smith injury leads to a frustrating offensive struggle and loss to ABILENE.

It’s been an interesting trip for Roy Dejesus - who, after being one-and-done released by Texas early in the season, was signed by Chicago to fill in for the injured Darius Smith. Late in the fourth quarter, Dejesus fumbled the ball on a sack by Lancers’ Kim Howell and was recovered by Howell; the chimpanzee did not get up immediately after, and had to be carried off the field. The team did not have another offensive chance - and the Lancers got another win to improve their ailing record. The Lancers’ defense was relentless, forcing six sacks (four as a result of rookie Zachery Munson), and Kim Howell notching two of the sacks in addition to her fumble recovery.

Final Score: Lancers 21, Outlaws 10

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Despite starting the game with a fumble, John Cameron and the NEW YORK offense prevail against Easton.

On a foggy Sunday evening in Easton, John Cameron returned to his true form and handled a back-and-forth effort between Morton Ritter’s offensive muscle. The Titans used their 57% time of possession to their advantage - and despite wide receiver Delph Adler’s first breakout performance of the season - three passes for 65 yards - poorly timed decisions and turnovers (in addition to Clueton missing two of his three field goals) gave New York a win to return to an even record of 3-3.

Final Score: Titans 23, Bald Eagles 17

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CALIFORNIA takes over in the second half to overcome the Las Vegas Bandits' field goal kicker.

The goofball strategy of trade-off quarterbacks by California (one that has not been implemented since the Orioles did it in the early 1980s) has worked well thus far; however the offense fully rested in the hands of Darren Stephens, who rushed for 109 yards and a score. The Bandits could not convert potential scoring opportunities; kicker Chas Patterson did not miss any of his field goals - but Stapler threw two interceptions. In addition, a heavy focus on an unsuccessful running game (one that was without the talents of Alex Smith) did not bode well for Las Vegas, giving California a chance to overturn the 6-0 deficit at the half and come back to win.

Final Score: Dons 24, Bandits 12

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In an evenly-met match, the TEXAS rushing game and defense defeat Grand Rapids in their empty stadium.

The return of QB Terence Curran to the huddle was supposed to be a sign of indulgence for the Dragons to prevail, but - due (at least, in theory) to the lack of fan support, and a record-low attendance of 6,000 fans - the team willed themselves to the powers of the Ramblers’ resurgent defense. Andrew Calder was not perfect, but utilized his weapons when necessary - Jacqueline Knight caught seven passes, and Don Stone grabbed one for 42 yards and a score. In addition, the offensive line proved vital in this matchup - not a single sack was allowed on Calder. Although Dragons rookies Toby Otternator and Darren Hibbard performed immaculately, the Dragons were inherently one score behind the entire game. A lone bear cub was infamously photographed holding his dad’s hand and tearing his Dragons jersey with his in two after leaving the stadium in the loss.

Final Score: Ramblers 23, Dragons 15